I am ever-changing.

seraph-blades-and-whips:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

ostracised:

Petition to get John Green to play Hazel Grace’s dad in the movie.

i want to see him cry like he made us cry.

At first this was really nice then it wasn’t so nice

(via sarcastic-little-girl)

Jeanne Ray (via fyoured)

(Source: the-healing-nest, via dropletsofmylife)

Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.

oh-libertine:

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

(via xylodork)

latentpower:

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing

(via 0cean-wh4le)

that-soulless-ginger:

wearypansy:

im crying from laughing so hard i feel so bad for this man i think i might’ve turned him gay but i have no regrets oh m ygod

i canT FUCKING RBEATHE

LEGITIMATE TEARS. OMFG

(Source: penceypunkiero)