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ohdarnitripped:

notmadeofgold:

weareadvocates:

sapphiredoves:

I’m a lesbian and somehow I manage to walk down the street and not ogle women I find attractive, or cat call or degrade them, or touch them without permission, or interrupt their daily lives, it’s almost as if I’m treating them like human beings despite my attraction to them. What an insane concept.

omg same

We were arguing about dress code in a meeting at work. And while my department knows I’m queer the other departments did not. As people (men) were saying that women showing skin and wearing tight clothes was distracting. I spoke up finally and said.

“I’m attracted to women.”

Everyone turned and looked at me and I was like “uhhh” so I finished.

“I’m attracted to women and I can still do my job. Regardless of what someone in my class is wearing. I can still teach. So why can’t you?”

The men all stayed silent.

I feel God and Sappho in this Chili’s tonight.

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dicapriho:

john krasinski did a far better job for his first feature film as actor-turned-director, than bradley cooper did for a star is born. without question. john deserves the award season hype; he created something original, unique and terrifying with his wife and made audiences shut the fuck up and listen, he demanded people sit and pay attention and gave a platform to a deaf actress which made the film even more important. not to mention that he set the stage for emily, whose character kicked-ass, went through hell and kept on going

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flish-looks-at-stuff:

fakepxnk:

theladytrickster:

fieldbears:

People blocking my path bc they are slow-moving, e.g. elderly people and others with mobility issues: Take your time, no problem, please do not apologize, I am in no rush 👍🏻❤️

People blocking my path because they are not paying one bit of attention: I feel murder in my heart. I feel seething, bone-crushing rage. You had to stand and stop in a fucking doorway? What are you doing on your phone? Are you tapping your last will and te

People who walk in groups across the pavement

groups of friends who stop in the middle of the path to talk: I Will Obliterate You. Your Organs Will Be Mine.

people who hang out in doorways: i will boil your teeth

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tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

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dookiediamonds:
“ hennythingspossible:
“ gahdamnpunk:
““I hate the Police” ”
What in Jesus name……
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dookiediamonds:

hennythingspossible:

gahdamnpunk:

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

What in Jesus name……

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10:16   1-13-19   18,083 notes

effington:

The only good article Cosmo has ever done

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9:46   1-13-19   139,893 notes

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

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anon:

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carnival-phantasm:

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